Family Guy Personality Test

You can't help but love the quirky gang from Quahog. How many times have we wished we could have a beer with Peter or a deep intellectual conversation with Brian? Find out which character you would bond with the most with our Stewie-certified test.

1) You're attending a sophisticated soiree with the cream of the crop of the city. What would you be doing?

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› Having an intellectual debate about the state of international affairs.

› Heading straight for the most powerful and influential people and find out how they got to the top.

› Heading for your 5th round at the buffet and laughing to yourself for the 100th time at the words "cocktail weenie".

› Chatting it up with every available hottie in the room.

› Trying to enjoy yourself as best you can. You've been to so many of these snobby parties.

2) When life gets you down, how do you turn that frown upside down?

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› Have a drink. Remind yourself that you are an amazing person. Have another four drinks.

› Make someone else miserable. That's always a blast.

› Talk things out with your friends over - oh yes - drinks, and head out for some drunken kareoke.

› Get your sorrows of your chest...and onto the chest of that gorgeous foreigner who only knows how to say "yes" and "more" in english.

› Suck it up and move on - you're a really strong person.

3) Which voicemail message would you use for your phone?

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› "Sorry I missed your call. I'll call you as soon as I get back from my opening night on Broadway."

› "Who do you think you are calling me? I'm a busy person! Damn it. How do you turn off this confounded contraption?"

› "Hello? Hello? Are you calling me or am I calling you?"

› "Well hello there..if you're tall, leggy and drunk, leave me a message. No need to leave your name and number, just your measurements."

› "Hi, I'm sorry I missed your call. I'll get back to you as soon as I bail out my spouse for public, drunken, nudity."

4) Which of the following hobbies would interest you the most?

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› Theater, opera, museums

› Building and creating weapons of m...pardon me....model airplanes. Yes, that's it. Model airplanes and other such things.

› Watching TV marathons of old sitcoms. Ah Gilligan..what trouble will you get yourself into next?

› I'd tell you, but there might be some minors reading this.

› Anything involving music.

5) What would annoy you most?

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› An itch you just can't reach.

› People underestimating you.

› People who use big fancy words.

› People who are all talk and no action.

› Being unappreciated and having your opinion ignored.

6) How would you describe your relationship with your parents?

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› You never really got to know them, but you know they wanted the best for you.

› It's a tickng time bomb. The house ain't big enough for all of you!

› It's difficult. You just want them to tell you you're good!

› It's awkward...ever since that time they caught you walking around naked..

› It's distant. You live in two different worlds.

7) Imagine your life 20 years from now. Where will you be and what will you be doing?

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› You'll probably be a household name in the entertainment business.

› You'll be the leader of an elite group of trained spies ready to take over the world. Be warned!

› You'll be in the exact same job, living in the exact same house and on your 2nd liver.Oh, and you'll have one of those thingies that record TV while it's happening...you know..that Tito thing.

› Married, happily, for the 7th time. This one will last.

› Happily watching your children and grandchildren grow, and working on finding your spouse a 3rd liver.

8) What would you say is your most defining trait?

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› Your sense of moral justice and ability to sound sophisticated even when you're drunk off your "beeeeep".

› Your intelligence. Your wonderfully conniving, mischevous intelligence.

› Your ability to watch 14 different shows at the same time...while making yourself a sandwich and spending quality time with the family.

› Your ability to juggle 3 different relationships, even when all your dates are in the same room.

› Your ability to take down drunken men twice your size.

9) You know you can always depend on your friends to:

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› Be there when you really need them.

› Bow and answer to your every whim.

› Never let you get drunk alone.

› Always respect you, no matter how many disgusting things you do.

› Come through for you no matter how incompetent they are.

10) What do you think is the biggest problem with the world today?

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› Too much greed and not enough communication.

› Too many incompetent leaders...you should be in charge of this place!

› Too many crappy TV shows. Better TV makes better families.

› Not enough love and too much sexual tension.

› Not enough women in power.

11) What would be the ultimate nightmare for you?

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› Finding out that the local store has run out of the vodka you like.

› Having to admit defeat to your arch enemy.

› The cable going out.

› Finding out that the gorgeous blonde you met yesterday used to be a burly truck driver named Tim.

› Spending the weekend with your in-laws who have nothing better to do but tell you how much of a disappointment you are.

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