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Inner Child Test
When we're young, we want to be older. When we're old, we want to be younger. Some of us though are lucky enough to stay a kid at heart forever. So take your finger out of your nose, put that water balloon down, and take our test!
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1) You're walking by a local park. It's pretty much empty except for an old couple chatting. How strong would your desire be to go for a swing or down the slide?
2) You have a really cranky old neighbor who is always so mean to you. How strong would your desire be to ring his doorbell and run away?
3) While you're shopping you come across a board game you loved to play as a kid. How strong would your desire be to buy it?
4) It's the Christmas holidays. As you're returning a sweater to your mom's closet you notice a whole bunch of wrapped presents. Luckily, yours has a tear in it. How strong would your desire be to take a peak?
5) You really need some groceries - badly. All you've got left is chocolate cookies, chips, and ice cream. How strong would your desire be to just totally pig out instead of going shopping for something healthy?
6) Your work hires a new manager for you department. She introduces herself as "Mrs. Poopy". How strong would your desire be to make fun of her name with the other employees?
7) Your brother brought home some take-out - and absolutely none for you. How strong would your desire be to mess around with his food or steal some?
8) Your sister has friends over and is entertaining them with some hilarious stories - about you. How strong would your desire be to walk in and ask her how her diarrhea is doing?
9) Your mean Aunt Doris comes over on the same day you happen to find an old whoopie cushion in your closet. How strong would your desire be to prove that your aunt is full of hot air?
10) Your cousin is in a public bathroom and has just run out of toilet paper. He/she desperately asks you to pass some over. How strong would your desire be to hand over ONE piece at a time?
11) Your friend keeps hassling you to stop at a convenience store so he can pick something up "real quick". He comes back 20 minutes later. How strong would your desire be to step on the gas as he tries to reach for the door..over and over and over again?
12) Your neighbors are on vacation so you sneak into their pool with a friend. You dare him to jump in naked and he agrees. How strong would your desire be to run off with his clothes?